BB: I only love mommy or yee pohpoh. I don’t love daddy.
Me: What?! Why???
BB: Because daddy has angry eyes.
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BB: I only love Yee Poh Poh and mommy, but when daddy tickles me, and it makes me laugh and I’m happy, THEN I love daddy.
(as said to me in the car while waiting for LB to get back from Lowes)
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So LB at dinner asks why BB’s belly isn’t full … and he responds:
“It’s coz I haven’t eaten enough food! Boom Boom!”
and he wiggles his hips at the Boom Boom part.
I laughed so hard I was crying because it was so random!!!
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Me: Soon it will be 7 people in the house, you, Mommy, Daddy, Yee Poh Poh, Ian and Poh Poh and Kung Kung too. Kung Kung is coming to see you in 2 weeks!
BB: Kung Kung is coming? He is bringing me a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG present!!!
Me: (omg I hope they are coming with a big present for him, the kid doesn’t forget.)
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BB: I missed you and I started crying because I was sad. I looked everywhere for you, but you went to work. I was calling “Mommy! Mommy!” but you didn’t hear me. I was so scared. Then I was at school, and my teacher said time to go home, and I took the bus and came home and opened the door and mommy said “There you are!” and I gave mommy a biiiiig hug!!!